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Hi, as you will probably see I like jokes,riddlesand as you can see Alicia Silverstone.My favourite jokes are brunette jokes couse there's so many of them.well read and enjoy that's what there here for!!!:) here's a starting joke: There were three girls-one a blonde, one a brunette, and one a redhead, shipwrecked on an island with no food or fresh water. The redhead looked across the water and estimates the distance to be about 20 miles, so she announces that she is going to try to swim across. She swims 5 miles and gets tired. She swims 5 more before she gets too tired and drowns. The brunette thinks to herself, "I wonder if I can make it." Out loud she says, "I guess it's better than staying here to starve." So she tries to swim out. She has more endurance than the redhead and she swims 10 miles before she's even tires. She swims 5 more before she drowns. The blonde says, "I wonder if they made it? I guess I better try." So she swims 5 then 10 then 19 miles! Just 1 mile from shore she says, "I'm just too tired!" So she turns around and swims back. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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1. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? A. It doesn't show the dirt. 2. Who makes all the bras for brunettes? A. Fisher-Price 3. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? A. They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more manageable. 4. Why are most brunettes flatchested? A. It makes it easier to read their T-shirt. 5. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A. It matches their mustache. 6. If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a brunettes' hair? A. Lice 7. How can you tell the color brunette is evil? (hmmm!) A. You ever see a blonde witch? 10. Is it tru blonds have more fun? A. No, they have ALL the fun. 11. How can you tell a brunette is lonely? A. Check her for a pulse. 12. What is the most frustrated animal in the world? A. A brunette rabbit. 13. Why do brunettes wear training bras? A. Because it's cheaper than changing their bandaids everyday. 14. Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunette's chest? A. Because they needed a level playing field. 15. Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls? A. Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious. 16. Why do brunettes sleep all night on their tomachs? A. Because they can. 17. How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair? A. With a rake. 19. What is the official color of Poland? A. Brunette 20. How do you drowned a brunette fish? A. Just add water. 21. What do you call brunette twins doing bubble gum commercials? A. Double-dumb. 22. What's so good about brunette midgets? A. They're only half as ugly. 24. What would the photograph of a brunette say if it cout talk? A. Yes. 25. What did the brunette say to the US Marine? A. Yes----350,000 times. 26. Why did the brunette chicken cross the road? A. Because there were 14,000 roosters on the other side. 27. What kind of costumes do little brunette kids wear on Halloween? A. They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops. 28. Why don't brunettes get breast implants? A. They already spent their money on thigh implants. 29. What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover? A. "Just what part of the word `yes' didn't you understand?" 30. Why did God create brunettes? A. So ugly men wouldn't be left out. BLONDE JOKES What do you call two blonds in a freezer? Frosted Flakes A brunette and a blond were walking, the brunette goes "LOOK! A dead bird," the blond looks up and goes "where?" What do you call when a blond dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence Why was a Blond staring at the orange juice bottle? It said concentrate on it. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Q: What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? | A: An umbrella. Q: What did the Frankenstein monster do when the MC said to give the little girl a great big hand? A: He gave the little girl a great big hand. Q: What's green and flies? A: Superpickle. Q: What's the difference between a whale and a toaster? A: One is a large aquatic mammal; the other is a small electrical appliance. Q: What's brown, lives in a tree, and is extremely dangerous? A: A squirrel with a submachine gun. I heard of an invading, vanquishing army... Answer: rain. My interests:
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